Literature
Potatoes and Banks
Banks. Now I'm no Economist nor do I pretend to be one, but what is the need for banks? All banks do is hold money- money, and all that turns out to be is glorified potatoes (you see in ye olden times we used to trade with potatoes and other such goods, to get what we wished for- but money is just this in modern times; is it not?).
And banks, well they hold our glorified potatoes in storage, and give us invisible potatoes in the form of loans. Why then can a person not simply store their money in their personal homes, in a safe or what not- surely in a personal safe in your house is safer, as opposed to in a bank where they gamble your potat